The latest anonymous guest post is from a reader who loves sex, yet her partner’s shortcomings left her disappointed and disgusted. She poses the question: should she let him know he came up short or let him think “she couldn’t take the dick.” Read on and leave your answer in the comment section.
As we lay on his bed in piping hot weather, watching that humorous award show, I thought to myself, he is way too big for me, to fuck that is. A linebacker at 6″4 and easily 300 pounds, he would murder me. I’m no lil lady but, he’s a bigggggg dude.
Not just the weight and height, that dick game is sure to be on point. Kind of like a 3rd leg situation, busting me wide open from the inside.
We cuddling and talking bs about the award show, as the words flow I start to let go of my fears of his weight and get my “good girl gone bad” on, knowing I can handle that anaconda.
He starts kissing me on my ear, then my neck, then my mouth slowly and gently. His juicy lips start to work magic on my nipples and pretty piercings.
I’m screaming in my mind, anxiously waiting for that dick. I wanna ride it, merciless back shots and I definitely want to showcase my oral magic.
He continues to kiss me working his way down to my belly button, and jumps on an express train heading for downtown. He reduces speed, and slowly approaches my dripping wet lady love, and blesses me with his oral fixation. He wasn’t lying about his head game, not one bit.
I bellow to him, “I need to feel you inside me, I need you baby”. He knows what time it is and goes to fetch a condom and he’s back in a flash.
I close my eyes in preparation of what I know to be the biggest dick of my life, and take a deep breathe as he enters my body.
OMG!!! What the fuck!!! He’s in me and I don’t feel him. I’m confused. Wait wait wait…Is he penetrating something? ‘Cause shorty is breaking a sweat?
Whoa! You have got to be kidding me! I lay there dry as a dessert as he continues to penetrate this mysterious hole. I wonder, confusingly, how could this man be this huge and not packing? His dick was the size of my thumb, he didn’t even scrape my walls. This has to be some sort of disease or birth defect, maybe a disorder, or something!
I tell him to stop. My excuse: “Baby, my stomach hurts” any lie was acceptable, anything to get this beast off of me. I’m disgusted and annoyed, the furthest thing on my mind is explaining my concerns so I let him believe its me with the problem.
I get dressed with the mean attitude. “So you couldn’t handle that dick, could you” , he says boasting, glowing and all. I look at him and don’t even respond to the buffoonery.
I put my shoes on, chuck the deuces, and leave abruptly. That little dick made me so annoyed I couldn’t even talk. On the drive home, I thought maybe I should of told him that his dick game was petite. He’s in this world thinking that women “can’t handle that dick,” but I’m sure other women have similar reactions to him, and get “sick” in the middle of the sex.
I thought about the Sex and the City episode when Samantha, approached her man in couple’s therapy about his small penis size and how he reacted. He retaliated claiming it was her vagina size that was the problem. Apparently, he thought it was too big. The idea of me having a big vagina hole came and left just as easy as I was confidant in my Kegel’s exercises.
I went back and forth with all thoughts and I concluded at one thing, I am a big man’s job. Oh well. On to the next.
Have you ever encountered a man or a girl whose body surprised you…in a bad way (little dicks, loose vaginas)? How did you handle it? If you had disappointing sex with a small dick man or loose pussy girl who wasn’t good in bed, would you burst his/her bubble and be honest or just move on? Do you test drive (grab a man’s dick or see how many fingers you can fit in a girl’s vagina) before sex to avoid surprises?